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23 hours ago, Plattym3 said:
On 10/2/2020 at 1:25 PM, Dragon said:
I wouldn't play Dragon Quest at all and just stick to Final Fantasy. There's a point where simplicity and rigid tropes are taken too far and the Dragon Quest series is well past that point.

Welcome to the Dragon's Den, a site for Dragon Quest fans. May I ask what brought you here today? Maybe you should introduce yourself in the Introductions area.

 

23 hours ago, Plattym3 said:


 

 


I'm going to emoji2772.png raise my hand and comment on this. First, Final Fantasy is basically the emoji83.png. It's ushered in everything that's wrong with the gaming world and world in general. Let's take a look, shall we?

Final Fantasy 1-6 were fine to good to OK.

Final Fantasy 7 is where things went really wrong. The world had to see polygons. Bad polygons. Horrible polygons. Think of all the peoples in there late 30s and 40s right now that wear glasses. A lot of them played FF7 when they were younger. That direct correlation is enough to condem the series as demon spawn. Glasses and contacts are due to disfiguring of the eyes. What else could possibly have caused that much widespread damage other than a seemingly widespread game? Also, have you seen the grammar of kids these days? I blame that emoji90.png localization. People didn't just learn to text stupidly, they had an example.

Final Fantasy 8 was a low blow to the average Joe. First, gamers were given the emoji867.png for trying to level up or grind. That was bad. Everything we were taught beforehand and since by JRPGs were thrown out. Things adjusting to your levels? That's just gross. Even the Nexomon: Extinction game I just beat had to give homage to that emoji90.png mechanic and do something akin to it, ruining the fun that could have been had. Also, worldwide it completely screwed over all us solid 6.5/10 guys out there. We used to have a shot at 7s or 8s. Maybe a 9 in some dark lighting. But how the hell are we supposed to attract hotties when this 2/10 is drawing them in? For real, at this point everyone is in play for everyone else. It's disgusting. It's unreal. It's just against Darwinian Law and Nature itself. I mean, Square knew enough that this was disgusting and unreal enough to just trash the game, lose the source code. That was the best call made with the Final Fantasy series so far. 484caf979fdfedb1d20f655de93181dd.jpg

 

 

23 hours ago, Plattym3 said:

Final Fantasy 9 I've never touched. Seems a lesser demon may have been involved? It kinda went back to its roots. Maybe broken clocks could be correct once a decade or so?

Evil returned in Final Fantasy X. Oh man, don't even get me started! And the remake it spawned? X-2. OMG. People dancing and singing! What. The. Real. Hell. Haven't you ever seen the movie Footloose? Oh my, singing and dancing come straight from the Devil himself. John Lithgow explains this very clearly. I mean, there's really no reason those things should exist, let alone this evil game that espouses these sick forms of performance art. Also, the laughing scene! Enough to scare small children! giphy.gif?cid=349c9dd7m91y6hbcr1kopz7nspn0i8o3k5heuqodczpp65my&rid=giphy.gif

 

22 hours ago, Plattym3 said:

And I'll just round this out by other atrocities summed up quickly.

FF11 and FF14 teach it's OK to play RPGs with other people. Ick. Go lock yourself in a basement and play alone like a real fan.

FF12 played itself. How is it an RPG, it's basically Madden 2020 playing in simulation mode.

FF13 - girls can be a lead hero? Nope, that can't be true.

FF15 - dudes can try to ride around in cars and go do things? Uh, no. I mean even Trump told the Proud Boys to stand down. Wait. Did he? Yes, let's go with that. It makes my point.

Don't play FF after 6 my friends. They're the root of so many of societies evils. They teach the wrong thing. They're right wing, Marxist ideologies! Conservative socialism. Gender neutral sexist!

Have you ever played a Fallout game? You know what killed almost everyone, right?

Final Fantasy

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I’ve been gone for a few weeks and a little stressed with work.

 

This Platty rant brought a huge smile to face!! 
 

Thank you!

 

And further, 

 

I enjoy playing most of the remakes these days. Especially due to the portability. DS, 3DS, and Switch 😁

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I’ve been gone for a few weeks and a little stressed with work.
 
This Platty rant brought a huge smile to face!! 


Everyone deals with Trolls in different ways. Mine is over-the-top rediculousness with maybe a splash of truth.
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1 hour ago, Plattym3 said:

Everyone deals with Trolls in different ways. Mine is over-the-top rediculousness with maybe a splash of truth.

 

The best way is getting dox and ordering hookers to the trolls house.

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The best way is getting dox and ordering hookers to the trolls house.
That sounds complicated, pricey, and illegal. Also, I'm not 100% how paying for someone else to have sex is revenge.
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19 minutes ago, Plattym3 said:
23 minutes ago, DragonQuest2IsGood said:
The best way is getting dox and ordering hookers to the trolls house.

That sounds complicated, pricey, and illegal. Also, I'm not 100% how paying for someone else to have sex is revenge.

Revenge is tricking someone into paying PokémonDollar.png500 for a Magikarp.

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1 hour ago, Plattym3 said:
1 hour ago, DragonQuest2IsGood said:
The best way is getting dox and ordering hookers to the trolls house.

That sounds complicated, pricey, and illegal. Also, I'm not 100% how paying for someone else to have sex is revenge.

I dunno I hear some people do that so I assumed it was similiar to ordering Dominos where you pay when the deliveryguy when he comes to the house.

And I know for a fact that people troll others by sending pizzaguys to come to their house

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4 hours ago, Plattym3 said:


 

 


Everyone deals with Trolls in different ways. Mine is over-the-top rediculousness with maybe a splash of truth.

 

I respect your style.

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FYI my vote is for Dragon Quest IV mobile, since that was the actual topic lol.  

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2 hours ago, Plattym3 said:
2 hours ago, DragonQuest2IsGood said:
The best way is getting dox and ordering hookers to the trolls house.

That sounds complicated, pricey, and illegal. Also, I'm not 100% how paying for someone else to have sex is revenge.

You don't pay for a hooker in advance like that.  So it works out because then you are potentially publicly embarrassing someone by having an irate hooker at their door pissed off their time is wasted and that they aren't getting paid.  Don't ask me how I know. ;)

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20 hours ago, Plattym3 said:


 

 


Everyone deals with Trolls in different ways. Mine is over-the-top rediculousness with maybe a splash of truth.

 

I just thought of a new way to deal with them:

"Sorry to hear about your wife

 

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