Plattym3 2,448 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 We've had this quest more than a couple times, but with A BRAND NEW VERSION OF A GAME OUT, it's time to hear all those wonderful punny new jokes (lying NPCs has pure gold ones)! Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to identify some of the most interesting or funny quotes that come across while playing the newly released Dragon Quest XI S game. Truly, the series has a veritable gold mine of classic lines and witticisms, and I'm sure this version will keep it up. Each quote that is submitted must provide a bit more info than just the words that are spoken. We also need context. As such, submitted quotes should include: 1) The quote itself (obviously) 2) Who said it 3) To whom it was said (if applicable) 4) Under what circumstances did the quote take place For example, for the above pictured quote, you could submit something like the following: "Let's head to the nearest town - when you find yourself in an (sic) strange place, it's always good to talk to the locals and get the lay of the land" - Spoken by Erik to the MopTopMo hero in camp. And what would any quest be without some good old fashioned ground rules? So here they are! Rules: 1) You may submit up to 20 quotes. Woodus would like a great deal of them for our Quote of the Day here. 2) You can only submit quotes from the English version DQXI S on Switch 3) Submit your quotes right here. Please put all of yours in the same post. I'm not going to track them down. 4) You have until December 31st, 2019 to contribute your submissions (seems like a long time, but this is a loooooong game with a meaty postgame). We'll have tiers of prizes here: Bronze medal for 1-5 quotes Silver medal for 6-15 quotes Gold medal for 16+ quotes That's it! Mount your horses and get those hilarious or interesting quotes sent in! Link to post Share on other sites
YangustheLegendaryBandit 3,578 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 9 minutes ago, Plattym3 said: Spoken by Erik to the MopTopMo hero in camp. God bless you for using the one true name for the hero, Platty. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Plattym3 2,448 Posted October 3, 2019 Author Share Posted October 3, 2019 God bless you for using the one true name for the hero, Platty. Thought you'd enjoy that! Link to post Share on other sites
YangustheLegendaryBandit 3,578 Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 (edited) Ok, let’s get these quote posts started! I’ll edit in some more. “Ah, Octogonia! Home of muscular brutes beating the bejesus out of each other!” - Said by Sylvando to the party after entering Octogonia for the first time. ”It seems you are aware of my true form. Yes, it is I - the demon of darkness, the fiery fiend, the one who shall end this miserable realm! Defeat me if you wish to save Erdrea! ...You didn’t believe me, did you?” - Said by a Gallopolis Soldier near the palace to the hero when playing with the “Townspeople Talk Tripe,” Draconian setting. “Father... I’ve been searching for so long! It’s me - your son! Let us never part again, dearest Papa!” - Said by the Puff-Puff Girl in Gallopolis to the hero when playing with the “Townspeople Talk Tripe,” Draconian setting. ”It’s Topsy-Turvy Day today - the horses are going to ride the humans in all of the races! You’ll come and watch, won’t you? Oh, go on! Don’t be a neigh-sayer!” - Said by various NPCs in Gallopolis to the hero when playing with the “Townspeople Talk Tripe,” Draconian setting. ”You must be the new superclown I’ve heard so much about! I can’t wait to see you ride a unicycle while farting fire and swallowing fifty swords!” - Said by various NPCs in Gallopolis to the hero when playing with the “Townspeople Talk Tripe,” Draconian setting. ”Good news! Your days of adventuring are over! Feel free to put your feet up and leave the whole saving Erdrea thing to me!” - Said by various NPCs around the world to the hero when playing with the “Townspeople Talk Tripe,” Draconian setting. ”Alright, Bigmouth - that’s enough! You don’t need to tell the Jolly Jester our whole life story!” - Said by Veronica to Serena when spending the night at the Northern Gallopolis Camp Site after meeting Sylvando. ”You ATE a medicinal herb? Oh dear. Then it’s only a matter of time until you sprout Cruelcumbers from your belly button!” - Said by various NPCs around the world to the hero when playing with the “Townspeople Talk Tripe,” Draconian setting. ”Time waits for no man! But we have a plan! It may require a caravan! Tickety-tick-tock! Why, if it isn’t the Luminary! I was just indulging in a spot of singing - helps lift the spirits, don’t you know?” - Said by a Pastword seeming Tockle to the hero when traveling through Laguna di Gondolia. ”Tell me, do you remember your first ham sandwich? I’ll never forget mine. The moment I took that fabulous first bite, a herd of ham shamwitches trotted on by, right on cue...” - Said by various NPCs around the world to the hero when playing with the “Townspeople Talk Tripe,” Draconian setting. ”I actually used to be a Slime, you know, but I finally got reborn as a human. I’m not a bad human! I promise! Err...slurp?” - Said by various NPCs around the world to the hero when playing with the “Townspeople Talk Tripe,” Draconian setting. ”What luck! You’re the ten-thousandth person to speak to me in my entire life. Here, have one million gold coins as your reward!” - Said by various NPCs around the world to the hero when playing with the “Townspeople Talk Tripe,” Draconian setting. ”Hello there! I’m the reincarnation of a Hades Condor you saved long ago! I’d really like to return the favour somehow...SQUAWK!” - Said by various NPCs around the world to the hero when playing with the “Townspeople Talk Tripe,” Draconian setting. ”Hey baby, it’s slime time! Get on down and bust a rhyme! I’m so sorry. Everyone here’s been struck by a curse - we can’t stop singing in terrible verse!” - Said by various NPCs around the world to the hero when playing with the “Townspeople Talk Tripe,” Draconian setting. ”There’s a secret something in all of Gondolia’s cuisine that tends to disgust visitors when they learn what it is. ...Don’t tell me you’ve eaten some without finding out!?” - Said by various NPCs around Gondolia to the hero when playing with the “Townspeople Talk Tripe,” Draconian setting. ”Did you know the town’s buildings are all white because the walls are made of salt? It helps to keep us cool in summertime. Give them a lick if you don’t believe me!” - Said by various NPCs around Puerto Valor to the hero when playing with the “Townspeople Talk Tripe,” Draconian setting. ”Run for your lives! The Dweller of the Deep has come ashore to claim our souls, just as the prophecy foretold!” Said by various NPCs around Puerto Valor to the hero when playing with the “Townspeople Talk Tripe,” Draconian setting. “The Dark Lord Masala just appeared in the middle of the kitchen - Erdrea as we know it is doomed!” - Said by Amber to the hero in Cobblestone at the beginning of the game when playing with the “Townspeople Talk Tripe,” Draconian setting. Edited October 5, 2019 by YangustheLegendaryBandit Link to post Share on other sites
AustNerevar 770 Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 Any spoiler rules about posting quotes from the past world content? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Plattym3 2,448 Posted October 5, 2019 Author Share Posted October 5, 2019 Any spoiler rules about posting quotes from the past world content?Maybe just put it in a spoiler tag? Link to post Share on other sites
AustNerevar 770 Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 Maybe just put it in a spoiler tag? I am not a smart man. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Plattym3 2,448 Posted October 5, 2019 Author Share Posted October 5, 2019 I am not a smart man.I get called one a lot. Although typically the word man is replaced with a s s. Link to post Share on other sites
YangustheLegendaryBandit 3,578 Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 I’m not exactly sure why most of what I typed up in my edit is in a slightly different font. Weird. Townspeople Talk Tripe is a real gold mine for quotes. There’s still a lot I haven’t shared yet. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
AustNerevar 770 Posted October 6, 2019 Share Posted October 6, 2019 Spoiler "But, laddie...this isnae gonnae work. I cannae be swanning round in a veil at my age. There must be someone a wee bit younger ye could pick instead?" - Rab to the Hero when asking him to marry you at Briscoletti's Manor from the Altar of the Heavenly Bride 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Dakhil 333 Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 (edited) So I've decided to start over, so I can enable the Townsfolk Talk Tripe Draconian Quest for this quest, [alongside some other Draconian Quests, like Shypox, Super Shypox, and Reduced Experience from Easy Fights (and I've removed the Party Wiped Out if Protagonist Perishes Draconian Quest since I found that quite annoying)]. I don't know if I'll edit this post or do individual posts whenever I encounter any quotes I personally found interesting. I'll edit this post as I encounter more quotes I found interesting. Anything that could be/is spoilers will be marked accordingly. Here we go. EDIT: I have problems editing this post for some reason on the Dragon's Den website on my laptop, so I have to make a brand new post. I've told @Woodus already, @Plattym3, and he says he'll let me make another post (if he hasn't told you already). Edited January 1, 2020 by Dakhil Link to post Share on other sites
YangustheLegendaryBandit 3,578 Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 On 10/13/2019 at 12:45 AM, Dakhil said: So I've decided to start over, so I can enable the Townsfolk Talk Tripe Draconian Quest for this quest, [alongside some other Draconian Quests, like Shypox, Super Shypox, and Reduced Experience from Easy Fights (and I've removed the Party Wiped Out if Protagonist Perishes Draconian Quest since I found that quite annoying)]. I don't know if I'll edit this post or do individual posts whenever I encounter any quotes I personally found interesting. So here we go. Platty has it in the rules to put all your quotes into one post. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Plattym3 2,448 Posted October 13, 2019 Author Share Posted October 13, 2019 1 post please. Makes it so much easier for Woodus to get the quotes later and me to count. Link to post Share on other sites
Twinkie 250 Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 Minor post games spoilers Spoiler "Jööör! Jööör! Jörmun lies and tells you he's a horse! He's not exactly sure why, though..." Said by Jörmun in Cobblestone after recruiting him to the hero when playing with the "Townspeople Talk Tripe", Draconian setting. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Dakhil 333 Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 Since I have problems editing my initial post for some unknown reason, I'm forced to make another post to put all the quotable quotes I have gathered thus far. And don't worry, @Plattym3. I've already told this to@Woodus and he allowed me to make another post (if he hasn't told you yet). This is spoken by Amber when I'm about to leave Cobblestone for Heliodor with the "Townsfolk Talk Tripe" Draconian Quest enabled.This is spoken by a random NPC (in this case, a little girl) when I've arrived at downtown Heliodor with the "Townsfolk Talk Tripe" Draconian Quest enabled. This is spoken by Flint after he returns to human form after defeating the Tricky Devil, who turned Flint into a dog after Flint keeps on rebuilding the bridge he deliberately broke. This is spoken by the priest you encounter after returning to Cobblestone in ruins after breaking out of the Heliodorian Dungeon and Sewers with Erik and learning from Derk the location of the Red Orb in Heliodor, with the "Townsfolk Talk Tripe" Draconian Quest enabled. This is spoken by a random NPC at Hotto - Steam Baths with the "Townsfolk Talk Tripe" Draconian Quest enabled.This is spoken by Tickle the Tockle at The Hotto Steppe - Gallopolitan Checkpoint with the "Townsfolk Talk Trip" Draconian Quest enabled.This is spoken by a random NPC at the item shop in Hotto with the "Townsfolk Talk Trip" Draconian Quest enabled.This is spoken by Ickle the Tockle at Tickington with the "Townsfolk Talk Trip" Draconian Quest enabled.This is spoken by the person who's actually doing the Puff-Puff session after partaking in a Puff-Puff session in Gallopolis. This is spoken by a random NPC at Hotto - Steam Baths with the "Townsfolk Talk Tripe" Draconian Quest enabled. This is spoken by a random NPC during a cutscene in Gondolia.This is spoken by Serena at a campsite (in this case, The Emerald Coast - Campsite) after having access to the Salty Stallion (the ship).This is spoken by a random NPC at Octogonia with the "Townsfolk Talk Tripe" Draconian Quest enabled.This is spoken by the boy who's acting like a priest at Octogonia - Orphanage with the "Townsfolk Talk Tripe" Draconian Quest enabled.This is spoken by a random NPC at Octogonia with the "Townsfolk Talk Tripe" Draconian Quest enabled.This is spoken by a Heliodorian soldier at Gondolia after having access to the Salty Stallion (the ship).This is spoken by Rab at a campsite (in this case, The Costa Valor - Campsite) after he and Jade joins your party.This is spoken by Dave at a port (in this case, a port at Sniflheim Region - Viking Hideout) with the "Townsfolk Talk Tripe" Draconian Quest enabled.This is spoken by a random NPC at Lonalulu after defeating Tentacular with the "Townsfolk Talk Tripe" Draconian Quest enabled.This is spoken by Michelle at The Strand with the "Townsfolk Talk Tripe" Draconian Quest enabled.This is spoken by a NPC near Nautica - Palace.This is spoken by a random NPC at Nautica with the "Townsfolk Talk Tripe" Draconian Quest enabled.This is from reading a question from Kissy Lips from L'Académie de Notre Maître des Médailles from Le Mini Monde, Issue 2238 at the back of a sign at The Eerie Eyrie.This is spoken by a Heliodorian solider at The Hekswood with the "Townsfolk Talk Tripe" Draconian Quest enabled. This is spoken by Krystalinda after defeating Kyrstalinda with the "Townsfolk Talk Tripe" Draconian Quest enabled. This is spoken by Queen Frysabel after defeating Kyrstalinda with the "Townsfolk Talk Tripe" Draconian Quest enabled. This is spoken by a random NPC at Sniflheim Castle - Throne Room with the "Townsfolk Talk Tripe" Draconian Quest enabled.This is spoken by a random NPC at Sniflheim Castle - Throne Room with the "Townsfolk Talk Tripe" Draconian Quest enabled.This is spoken by a random NPC at Sniflheim Castle - Throne Room with the "Townsfolk Talk Tripe" Draconian Quest enabled.This is spoken by Monsieur le Principal Maxime Médaillé at L'Académie de Notre Maître des Médailles with the "Townsfolk Talk Tripe" Draconian Quest enabled.This is spoken by a random NPC at Sniflheim with the "Townsfolk Talk Tripe" Draconian Quest enabled. This is spoken by a NPC at Arboria - High Priest's Home.This is spoken by Serena when talking with party members at Tickington.This is spoken by a random NPC at Arboria with the "Townsfolk Talk Tripe" Draconian Quest enabled.This is spoken by a random NPC at the item shop at Arboria with the "Townsfolk Talk Tripe" Draconian Quest enabled. This is spoken by a NPC near where the Elfin Elixir treasure chest is located in Nautica after the Luminary finds himself as a fish and not as a human in Act II. This is spoken by Derk at The Last Bastion - Civilian's Refuge with the "Townsfolk Talk Tripe" Draconian Quest enabled. This is spoken by Hendrick at The Manglegrove - Campsite whilst camping shortly after Hendrick joins you in your party. This is spoken by the High Lama at Angri-La during a cutscene.This is spoken by the High Lama at the Summit Shrine with the "Townsfolk Talk Tripe" Draconian Quest enabled.This is spoken by Grand Master Pang at The Void - Field of Discipline during a cutscene.This is spoken by Grand Master Pang at The Void - Field of Discipline during a cutscene.This is spoken by Grand Master Pang at The Void - Field of Discipline with the "Townsfolk Talk Tripe" Draconian Quest enabled.This is spoken by Prince Faris at Gallopolis Region - Celestial Sands - Ancient Ruins with the "Townsfolk Talk Tripe" Draconian Quest enabled. This is spoken by Sylvando at the overworld (in this case, at The Strand) shortly after he rejoins your party. This is spoken by a monster NPC at Octogonia with the "Townsfolk Talk Tripe" Draconian Quest enabled.This is spoken by a pastword Tockle at the Octogonia Casino. This is spoken by Jade shortly after defeating Booga at Octogonia. This is spoken by a NPC near a Goddess save statue after defeating Booga at Octogonia. Link to post Share on other sites
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