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12 Days of Villain Christmas

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(Holiday music plays at the Villain Army Castle, and ends with a Ringle doing a bell jingle.)

Villains Ranmaru, Kamek, the recently demoted Captain Goomba, Hargon, Ganon, Ghirahim, Zant, Strider Hien, Minamoto Yoshitune, Thanatos, Blackmar, Mortamor and others like Ciseaux and Marx: On the first day of Christmas, my leader gave to me...

Infinte: The Phantom Ruby to make all yield to my will.

Villains: On the second day of Christmas, my leader gave to me...

Bowser & Paper Bowser: Two Bowsers!

Infinte: And the Phantom Ruby to make all yield to my will.

Villains (Captain Shy Guy's singing voice heard with the other villains): On the third day of Christmas, my leader gave to me...

Private Goomp, Sergeant Guy and Corporal Paraplonk: Three Trio members

Bowser & Paper Bowser: Two Bowsers!

Infinte: And the Phantom Ruby to make all yield to my will.

Villains (Joka's singing voice heard with the other villains): On the fourth day of Christmas, my leader gave to me...

Kamuz, General Demon At Arms, and other four armed minions like Hell Gladiators, Hellions and Stalmasters: Four armed monsters!

Private Goomp, Sergeant Guy, and Corporal Paraplonk: Three Trio members

Bowser & Paper Bowser: Two Bowsers!

Infinte: And the Phantom Ruby to make all yield to my will.

Villains: On the fifth day of Christmas, my leader gave to me...

Heavy King, Heavy Gunner, Heavy Shinobi, Heavy Magician, Heavy Rider & Jimmy: Five Hard-Boiled Heavies

Kamuz, General Demon At Arms, and four armed minions: Four armed monsters!

Private Goomp, Sergeant Guy, and Corporal Paraplonk: Three Trio members

Bowser & Paper Bowser: Two Bowsers!

Infinte: And the Phantom Ruby to make all yield to my will.

Villains: On the sixth day of Christmas, my leader gave to me...

Dr. Wily (Shown with Guts Man, Cut Man, Elec Man, Bomb Man, Fire Man, and Ice Man): Six reprogramed Robot Masters!

Heavy King, Heavy Gunner, Heavy Shinobi, Heavy Magician, Heavy Rider & Jimmy: Five Hard-Boiled Heavies

Kamuz, General Demon At Arms, and four armed minions: Four armed monsters!

Private Goomp, Sergeant Guy, and Corporal Paraplonk: Three Trio members

Bowser & Paper Bowser: Two Bowsers!

Infinte: And the Phantom Ruby to make all yield to my will.

Villains (Zoma's singing voice heard with the other villains): On the seventh day of Christmas, my leader gave to me...

Dhoulmagus and Rhapthorne: Seven deceased sage heirs

Dr. Wily: Six reprogramed Robot Masters!

Heavy King, Heavy Gunner, Heavy Shinobi, Heavy Magician, Heavy Rider & Jimmy: Five Hard-Boiled Heavies (Heavy Magician laughs while tipping her hat)

Kamuz, General Demon At Arms, and four armed minions: Four armed monsters!

Private Goomp, Sergeant Guy, and Corporal Paraplonk: Three Trio members

Bowser & Paper Bowser: Two Bowsers! (The Bowsers start getting angrier at each other)

Infinte: And the Phantom Ruby to make all yield to my will.

Villains: On the eighth day of Christmas, my leader gave to me...

Tacs: Eight cat burglars a snatching

Dhoulmagus and Rhapthorne: Seven deceased sage heirs

Dr. Wily: Six reprogramed Robot Masters!

Heavy King, Heavy Gunner, Heavy Shinobi, Heavy Magician, Heavy Rider & Jimmy: Five Hard-Boiled Heavies

Kamuz, General Demon At Arms, and four armed minions: Four armed monsters!

Private Goomp, Sergeant Guy, and Corporal Paraplonk: Three Trio members

Bowser & Paper Bowser: Two Bowsers!

Infinte: And the Phantom Ruby to make all yield to my will.

Villains: On the ninth day of Christmas, my leader gave to me...

Saya, Dokumezu, Dokugozu, and Sheath: 99 Kyuju Kyu shards collected

Tacs: Eight cat burglars a snatching

Dhoulmagus and Rhapthorne: Seven deceased sage heirs

Dr. Wily: Six reprogramed Robot Masters!

Heavy King, Heavy Gunner, Heavy Shinobi, Heavy Magician, Heavy Rider & Jimmy: Five Hard-Boiled Heavies

Kamuz, General Demon At Arms, and four armed minions: Four armed monsters!

Private Goomp, Sergeant Guy, and Corporal Paraplonk: Three Trio members

Bowser & Paper Bowser: Two Bowsers! (Fire starts coming out of Bowser's mouth)

Infinte: And the Phantom Ruby to make all yield to my will.

Villains: On the tenth day of Christmas, my leader gave to me...

Master Kohga: Ten Yiga scouts killing Hylians

Saya, Dokumezu, Dokugozu, and Sheath: 99 Kyuju Kyu Shards collected

Tacs: Eight cat burglars a snatching

Dhoulmagus and Rhapthorne: Seven deceased sage heirs

Dr. Wily: Six reprogramed Robot Masters!

Heavy King, Heavy Gunner, Heavy Shinobi, Heavy Magician, Heavy Rider & Jimmy: Five Hard-Boiled Heavies

Kamuz, General Demon At Arms, and four armed minions: Four armed monsters!

Private Goomp, Sergeant Guy, and Corporal Paraplonk: Three Trio members

Bowser & Paper Bowser: Two Bowsers! (They angrily glare each other down)

Infinte: And the Phantom Ruby to make all yield to my will.

Villains (Sigma's singing voice is heard with the other villains): On the eleventh day of Christmas, my leader gave to me...

Type G0s, Silver Swordsmen, Goregoyles, Peekabogres, Liege Lizards, Bags o' Sweets, Antiquitrees, Dark Brownies, Bodkin Bloodbows, Zamtasms and Mutlicolour Mannequins: Eleven Madesagora minions

Master Kohga: Ten Yiga Scouts killing Hylians

Saya, Dokumezu, Dokugozu, and Sheath: 99 Kyuju Kyu Shards collected

Tacs: Eight cat burglars a snatching

Dhoulmagus and Rhapthorne: Seven deceased sage heirs

Dr. Wily: Six reprogrammed Robot Masters!

Heavy King, Heavy Gunner, Heavy Shinobi, Heavy Magician, Heavy Rider & Jimmy: Five Hard-Boiled Heavies

Kamuz, General Demon At Arms, and four armed minions: Four armed monsters!

Private Goomp, Sergeant Guy, and Corporal Paraplonk: Three Trio members

Bowser & Paper Bowser: Two Bowsers! (They jump into each other, starting to fight.)

Infinte: And the Phantom Ruby to make all yield to my will.

Villains: On the twelfth day of Christmas, my leader gave to me...

M. Bison: Twelve Dolls fighting

Type G0s, Silver Swordsmen, Goregoyles, Peekabogres, Liege Lizards, Bags o' Sweets, Antiquitrees, Dark Brownies, Bodkin Bloodbows, Zamtasms and Mutlicolour Mannequins: Eleven Madesagora minions

Master Kohga: Ten Yiga scouts killing Hylians

Saya, Dokumezu, Dokugozu, and Sheath: 99 Kyuju Kyu shards collected

Tacs: Eight cat burglars a snatching

Dhoulmagus and Rhapthorne: Seven deceased sage heirs

Dr. Wily: Six reprogrammed Robot Masters!

Heavy King, Heavy Gunner, Heavy Shinobi, Heavy Magician, Heavy Rider & Jimmy (Turning into their Phantom forms): Five Hard-Boiled Heavies

Kamuz, General Demon At Arms, and four armed minions: Four armed monsters!

Private Goomp, Sergeant Guy, and Corporal Paraplonk: Three Trio members

Bowser & Paper Bowser: Two Bowsers! (A cartoon cloud fight ensues like in Mario and Luigi Paper Jam)

Villains (Ranmaru, Sigma, Metal Face/Mumkhar, Pyron, Nightmare, Nimzo, Dragonlord, Baby Bonnie Hood, Byaku Shin, Yuga, Orbot & Cubot, Bowser Jr. & Paper Bowser Jr., King K. Rool, Lord Fredrick, Ganon, Dokurobo, and the remaining others like Kamek & Paper Kamek, Mortamor, and Joka & Janga): And the Phantom Ruby to make all yield to our will!

Infinte rises from behind them, and the scene fades to black with the Phantom Ruby's distortion sound playing.

Just thought I'd make a song in the Chit Chat thing for Christmas. Let me know what your favorite lyrics were, because it took me some time to think them up.

Edited by winky55

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