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- Whom did you call a buffoon? I... - Boggy's tirade full of righteous anger was interrupted by Jack, who unceremonically put his nand over Boggy's mouth and said:

 

- What else is on that ancient scroll? And while we are at it, why is Mamakusa speaking in belches?

 

Imp rolled his eyes:

 

- It's actually not belches - she is speaking an ancient, holy language that only her family knows nowadays! It sounds like belches because some time ago, an ancient female creature of unknown origin cursed her.

 

- Why? - Boggy inquired.

 

- Because she tried impersonating her to get some quality time with one of her demon boyfriends! OW! - Mamase yelped as he was whacked on his head by woman who clearly wasn't proud of that part of her biography.

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"Who is this terrible evil?" asked Boogy.

 

Mamase sighs " Do you really want to know?"

 

"Yes" chimed in Jack his eyes grew big with anticipation.

 

"Dark Lord... Buttermos..." said Mamase putting his hand on his face.

 
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(Wah Wah Waaaah... in the distance)

 

 

with that i'm off to bed. Hopefully other members will continue add on the the story!

 

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"You mean...Baramos?" - Boggy asked confusedly.

 

Imp shaked his head:

 

"Nah.Buttermos.Close call,but not the same.He ended here following the collapse of Foodkai because of the war between Burgerturnus and Marmalademir.In case you're interested, Marmalademir was winning.But now that universe is no more,with only this...guy left of it.his existence a grim reminder about unacceptability of puns in magically rich universe."

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Now, Boggy was not a foolish soul.

You might think he was a foolish soul, being a wurrier in the employ of Her Majesty, Queen Juzzibum, she of the plumpened thighs and rear (beloved of King PlatKings everywhere), but he was a wurrier of great renown. In fact, nobody in Her Majesty, Queen Juzzibum, She of the Plumpened Thighs and Rear (Beloved of King PlatKings Everywhere)'s entire army could wurry like he could.

And when a wurrisome soul like his got to thinking, it got to thinkin' good.

 

And as he stood here, in the middle of the road, surrounded by, in order, Jack, Last of the Swordrabbits, that tribe of bunny-suited testosteronites; Archon Mamakusa, beautiful and as naked as the day she was born, she of the poor judgment in boyfriends (for it was quite the decision to try and get involved with a demon lord that would melt if you so much as looked at him); and Archon Mamase, beleagered and ancient imp, that Boggy recalled the original mission he'd been called upon, to retrieve a Slamburger from the Denny's in town, properly adorned with seasoned fries and scrambled eggs.

 

With his destination in sight and Jack adequately engaging Mamakusa and Mamase in conversation (like Boggy, Jack too had noticed Archon Mamakusa the Nude), Boggy quietly excused himself and ducked into the Denny's, for Her Majesty, the Virgin Queen Juzzibum, She of the Plumpened Thighs and Rear (Beloved of King PlatKings everywhere), was not known to be an adequate timekeeper and may indeed have already forgotten her very generous allotment of four days for this mission.

 

Within the oily ladle, Boggy found himself assaulted by the typical smells of such dineries and quickly located the cash register. He was greeted in a perfunctory way by the oddly-shaped fellow manning the register, and proffered the appropriate amount of cash for a to-go order. His thoughts turned again to Archon Mamakusa the Nude, and he happened to glance back. This distraction held him at bay for a minute or two until he realized his cash had not actually been taken. Curiously turning back, he discovered -- "Oh, that is disgusting." -- the clerk working entrance to be in no fit state to interact with guests at all.

A quick glance at the name tag confirmed it. Boggy was standing here, in a pool of alternate reality bodily fluids, as Archlord Buttermos the waiter melted across the cash register.

 

//Due to some confusion over this plot development, a heavily redacted version is offered below.

Edited by JaybirdC

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17675888-VOID-Rubber-Stamp-Stock-Photo.jAs the person responsible for like 40% of the plot development here, I am annuling your post as it Ruined All The Fun :P

 

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//Ruined? I hardly think that's fair. Wasn't trying to ruin anything.

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Yeah, I was being joke-y, sorry >< Still, make a less radical post, please :P Also, the girl wasn't in relationship with Buttermos, why did you even assume she was?)

 

Edited by Mefista

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Also, the girl wasn't in relationship with Buttermos, why did you even assume she was?)

 

//Misread. Is Dark Lord Buttermos the one who cursed Mamakusa?

 

Yeah, I was being joke-y, sorry >< Still, make a less radical post, please :P

 

Boggy quickly ducked out of the conversation, entered the pancake joint, and promptly found Dark Lord Buttermos melting across the cash register. "Weuhkom tu denise," gurgled what Boggy quickly assumed was his mouth.

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JaybirdC

Nah, he had nothing to do with that:

 

 

an ancient female creature of unknown origin cursed her.

 

 

 

And killing the butter demon seconds after he is introduced was precisely what I asked to change :P Why do you want to do it so much?)

 

 

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//He was never dead, just melting. Butter demons melt. Edited.

Edited by JaybirdC
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K, thanks, and sorry for being petty >< Also, maybe change your first post to avoid confusion from people later?

 

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//Done.

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