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Dwagun Quast/Wurrier : ___________________

 

Just one sentence to continue the story. Sort of like Improv.

I'll start. If it's funny enough I'll make a short game of it!

 

One day, a young soldier, named Boggy, was summoned by the Queen.

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One day, a young soldier, named Boggy, was summoned by the Queen. She was in need of a new hero as her previous one had recently perished in a enemy raid.

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One day, a young soldier, named Boggy, was summoned by the Queen. She was in need of a new hero as her previous one had recently perished in a enemy raid. Apparently, she had decided Boggy, who could barely lift a ceramic pot, would be a suitable replacement.

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One day, a young soldier, named Boggy, was summoned by the Queen. She was in need of a new hero as her previous one had recently perished in a enemy raid. Apparently, she had decided Boggy, who could barely lift a ceramic pot, would be a suitable replacement.

 

"Boggy pay attention... and get your finger out your nose!" she said " Please listen to my request..."

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One day, a young soldier, named Boggy, was summoned by the Queen. She was in need of a new hero as her previous one had recently perished in a enemy raid. Apparently, she had decided Boggy, who could barely lift a ceramic pot, would be a suitable replacement.

 

"Boggy pay attention... and get your finger out your nose!" she said " Please listen to my request..."

 

"I need a slamburger from the Denny's in the next kingdom - seasoned fries for the side and the egg needs to be scrambled!"

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One day, a young soldier, named Boggy, was summoned by the Queen. She was in need of a new hero as her previous one had recently perished in a enemy raid. Apparently, she had decided Boggy, who could barely lift a ceramic pot, would be a suitable replacement.

"Boggy pay attention... and get your finger out your nose!" she said " Please listen to my request..."

"I need a slamburger from the Denny's in the next kingdom - seasoned fries for the side and the egg needs to be scrambled!" 

 

Boggy stopped picking his nose and responded to the Queen. "What's wrong with the Denny's here? Also, scrambled eggs? Overhard is clearly better." 

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One day, a young soldier, named Boggy, was summoned by the Queen. She was in need of a new hero as her previous one had recently perished in a enemy raid. Apparently, she had decided Boggy, who could barely lift a ceramic pot, would be a suitable replacement.

 

"Boggy pay attention... and get your finger out your nose!" she said " Please listen to my request..."

 

"I need a slamburger from the Denny's in the next kingdom - seasoned fries for the side and the egg needs to be scrambled!"

 

Boggy stopped picking his nose and responded to the Queen. "What's wrong with the Denny's here? Also, scrambled eggs? Overhard is clearly better."

 

"They use margarine to nonstick their pans, while the Denny's in our neighbors lands use real butter," she huffed.

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One day, a young soldier, named Boggy, was summoned by the Queen. She was in need of a new hero as her previous one had recently perished in a enemy raid. Apparently, she had decided Boggy, who could barely lift a ceramic pot, would be a suitable replacement.

"Boggy pay attention... and get your finger out your nose!" she said " Please listen to my request..."

"I need a slamburger from the Denny's in the next kingdom - seasoned fries for the side and the egg needs to be scrambled!"

Boggy stopped picking his nose and responded to the Queen. "What's wrong with the Denny's here? Also, scrambled eggs? Overhard is clearly better."

"They use margarine to nonstick their pans, while the Denny's in our neighbors lands use real butter," she huffed. "Everyone knows that real butter is better for you," she said, while running her hands over her plump thighs and rear end.

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One day, a young soldier, named Boggy, was summoned by the Queen. She was in need of a new hero as her previous one had recently perished in a enemy raid. Apparently, she had decided Boggy, who could barely lift a ceramic pot, would be a suitable replacement.

 

"Boggy pay attention... and get your finger out your nose!" she said " Please listen to my request..."

 

"I need a slamburger from the Denny's in the next kingdom - seasoned fries for the side and the egg needs to be scrambled!"

 

Boggy stopped picking his nose and responded to the Queen. "What's wrong with the Denny's here? Also, scrambled eggs? Overhard is clearly better."

 

"They use margarine to nonstick their pans, while the Denny's in our neighbors lands use real butter," she huffed. "Everyone knows that real butter is better for you," she said, while running her hands over her plump thighs and rear end.

 

"Yeah, yeah." Boggy said. "How much time do I have to accomplish this, er, task?"

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"They use margarine to nonstick their pans, while the Denny's in our neighbors lands use real butter," she huffed. "Everyone knows that real butter is better for you," she said, while running her hands over her plump thighs and rear end.

"Yeah, yeah." Boggy said. "How much time do I have to accomplish this, er, task?" 

 

" Four Days! It should really only take you two days, but I'm feeling lenient." she replied. "Take with thee this Butter Knife, it'll aid thee through any trouble."  

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"They use margarine to nonstick their pans, while the Denny's in our neighbors lands use real butter," she huffed. "Everyone knows that real butter is better for you," she said, while running her hands over her plump thighs and rear end.

"Yeah, yeah." Boggy said. "How much time do I have to accomplish this, er, task?" 

 

" Four Days! It should really only take you two days, but I'm feeling lenient." she replied. "Take with thee this Butter Knife, it'll aid thee through any trouble."  

 
Boggy sighed, took the Butter Knife and headed out the castle. His exciting journey begins now!
 
... But maybe he should pick up either a few party members or actual gear before travelling. The journey has became quite dangerous ever since the Slime population boomed. 

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"They use margarine to nonstick their pans, while the Denny's in our neighbors lands use real butter," she huffed. "Everyone knows that real butter is better for you," she said, while running her hands over her plump thighs and rear end.

 

"Yeah, yeah." Boggy said. "How much time do I have to accomplish this, er, task?"

 

" Four Days! It should really only take you two days, but I'm feeling lenient." she replied. "Take with thee this Butter Knife, it'll aid thee through any trouble."

 

Boggy sighed, took the Butter Knife and headed out the castle. His exciting journey begins now!

 

... But maybe he should pick up either a few party members or actual gear before travelling. The journey has became quite dangerous ever since the Slime population boomed.

 

Deciding help would be needed, Boggy made his way over to the capital's largest tavern.

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Deciding help would be needed, Boggy made his way over to the capital's largest tavern.

 

The tavern was old, and its sign depicted something incoherent, but everyone in the town knew it was called "Nokturnus's Butt",for the reasons God(dess) only knows.

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The tavern was old, and its sign depicted something incoherent, but everyone in the town knew it was called "Nokturnus's Butt",for the reasons God(dess) only knows.

 

Perhaps it was due the bust of Nokturnus's glutes found deep in the basement when the Tavern's foundation was excavated? Or even the cult that surrounds said artifact? However, that's another story...

 

Boggy scans the tavern, brutish fellows sit about drinking merrily or drowning their sorrows. There in the corner of the bar he sees......

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Boggy scans the tavern, brutish fellows sit about drinking merrily or drowning their sorrows. There in the corner of the bar he sees......

 

...a guy in the bunny suit (clearly stitched to fit and complement male body),a huge sword which faintly glows blue on his table.Guy is drinking beer from a large cup.All the tables nearby him are empty,even though tavern is full of people.

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Boggy scans the tavern, brutish fellows sit about drinking merrily or drowning their sorrows. There in the corner of the bar he sees......

 

...a guy in the bunny suit (clearly stitched to fit and complement male body),a huge sword which faintly glows blue on his table.Guy is drinking beer from a large cup.All the tables nearby him are empty,even though tavern is full of people.

 

Boggy knew he was the guy he needed. He had to be the most powerful man in the room. Why else would everyone be far away from him?

 

"His outfit looks goofy, but must be powerful if a bald bearded man that is the living embodiment of testosterone is wearing it." Boggy muttered under his breath. Boggy waltzed his way towards his table. 

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Boggy knew he was the guy he needed. He had to be the most powerful man in the room. Why else would everyone be far away from him?

"His outfit looks goofy, but must be powerful if a bald bearded man that is the living embodiment of testosterone is wearing it." Boggy muttered under his breath. Boggy waltzed his way towards his table.

 

Guy seemed to ignore him, but, once Boggy was an arm's lenght away, he lifted his head and looked at him with a stare that could kill. His eyes shone red:

 

"Who has the gall to bother the mighty Jack, the last of the Swordrabbits?" - he roared.

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"'Tis I m'lord, Boggy, I come looking for a strong warrior join me on a quest to Denny's!" said Boggy as he winces in fear of being struck by Jack.

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"'Tis I m'lord, Boggy, I come looking for a strong warrior join me on a quest to Denny's!" said Boggy as he winces in fear of being struck by Jack.

 

"Hmm. Denny's,you say? Mom used to take me there..." - warrior muttered as he became lost in thoughts.

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"'Tis I m'lord, Boggy, I come looking for a strong warrior join me on a quest to Denny's!" said Boggy as he winces in fear of being struck by Jack.

 

"Hmm. Denny's,you say? Mom used to take me there..." - warrior muttered as he became lost in thoughts.

 

"Indeed. It is a quest of massive import, requested by the Queen of our land herself," Boggy confirmed.

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"I must ask, why do you need my help? Denny's is just two blocks away from this Tavern. Not much of a quest now that I think about it." said Jack.

 

Boggy sighs and then explains the Queen's request in further detail...

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Jack pulls his beard thoughtfully:

 

"Very well. I'll go with you, if you promise that you'll help me with one thing."

 

"Oh, of course, anything!" - Boggy said gleefully. "What do you need?"

 

"You see, I wasn't always bald. In fact, i had luscious locks that reached my hips and were silky and beautiful. But an alchemical accident burned them, and now they won't grow anymore. I need some kind of cure for that, cause, y'know, my last girlfriend left me because of it. She was quite a $#!&@, but still, I felt way better with hair. So, will you help me with that?"

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"Sure, I'm certain we'll find something along the way as we journey!" piped Boggy. "I can always ask the Queen to have the finest wig sown of the best hairs in the land if all else fails!"

 

"A wig ehh? If it can fool the keenest of eyes I may take such an offer." said Jack "You ave me and my magic sword at your side!"

 

Jack the SwordRabbit Joins!

(Fanfare plays in the back of the Tavern)

 

Jack and Boggy hastily leave the Tavern to pick up supplies for their quest: a few Herbs, antidotes, and the latest issue of Puff-Puff-stler, a naughty magazine. All is well as they approach the Kingdoms gates when suddenly...

 

 

 

 

 

 

On a side note got bored and drew our unlikely hero's, I'll do face icons for them in the game too.

 

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There is a rambling sound in the skies above them, and something hits the ground in front of the gates. It seems to be moving.

 

They rush forward, and suddenly, the moving object explodes, and out comes a beautiful woman: she is of average height, but lithe, with nice legs, glowing, white skin and infinitely long mane of glimmering golden hair, that are wrapped around her body and serve as her only clothing.

 

She steps towards them gracefully,her long eyelashes fluttering...

 

Then she burps really loud.

 

 

 

The pictures are AWESOME, although I meant the bunny suit that appears in games themselves - you know, swimsuit with bunny ears and tail? ;)

 

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"What sorcery is this?" exclaims Jack and flexed his chest fearlessly.

 

(Who had went to the latrine to change from his warm bunny onesie into more travel-esque casino bunnygirl costume.)

 

 

The mystical woman appeared to only speak in a belch like language. Was she an angel? A Demon? or just some crazy B*tch? She belches right in Boggy's face. Her emerald eyes pierced Boggy's soul.

 

A tiny shriveled imp like being steps from behind her legs. He gives a decrepit smile and says in a deep raspy voice.

 

"So we heard you are going to the Denny's in the Kingdom of Potaco...." says the imp "There is no time to waste! A terrible evil has awakened! It shall arrive to this Kingdom first and sweep across all the land!"

 

Boggy and Jack look at one another and continued to listen to what the imp had to say.

 

"I am Mamase and she is Mamakusa, we are divine archons of a holy order, it was fortold on ancient scrolls that the last member of the SwordRabbits would ally himself with a weak buffon!" he point his wrinkly finger at the duo.

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