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Since news broke of the western release of the new Dragon Quest Heroes 2, some DQ fans have been immensely saddened by the lack of a proper subtitle & accompanying acronym for the new game.  In Japan, it got the subtitle: Dragon Quest Heroes II: Twin Kings and the Prophecy’s End, but other than in some media or youtube videos, that's never been told to fans.  It's not on the cart or packaging.  The powers that be at NA Squeenix subtitled the first Heroes game The World Tree's Woe and the Blight Below, leading all the cool DQ superfans to call it DQHTWTWATBB.  Well, maybe not all of them, but only the ones that count the most (namely, me).

 

Well, with no proper, official subtitle, DQH2 is stuck with the lackluster acronym of DQH2.  4 letters!?  Only 4!?  What is this, some international airport?  No, this cannot be left to stand uncorrected!

 

Your task, should you dare to commit yourself and your brainpower, is to come up with a suitable subtitle for the newest of DQ games.  For weeks I've been calling DQH2 by the acronym DQH2TOWTLS (The One Without the Long Subtitle).  I'm sure one of you can do better than that.  Now, here's the rules:

 

1) Submit a subtitle and corresponding acronym.

2) You may submit up to 3 subtitles/acronyms that will get voted on each.

3) Submit your subtitles right here.  Please put all of yours in the same post.  I'm not going to track them down.
4) You have until June 30th, 2017 to contribute your submissions.
 
Once all of the submissions have been gathered, the community will vote on which ones are the best. The three people who submit the top three subtitles/acronyms will receive a badge.
 
That's it! Get thinking and get hilarious (or actually play the game and make proper ones that fit)!
 
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  • The Pair of Princes and the Perishing Prophecy (TPoPatPP)
  • Still Lacking in Dragon Quest II (SLiDQII)
  • Wait What Happened to Dragon Quest V? (WWHtDQV)
One serious answer and two jokes, seems fine. Edited by Glaceon Mage
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Finally worded this well I think.

Two thumbs up :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

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1. DQH2: Sibling Souls, Courageous Cousins and the Wicked War (DQH2SSCCATWW)

 

 

Here is the text from the prophecy text from the intro in case anyone was needing what it said

 

’Should ever wicked war resume,
A dragon shall the sun consume,  

And sibling souls be born as once before.

But till the land be steeped in blood,  
May sovereign twins, however good,

Ne'er hope to rule in peace forever more.’  

— Ancient Prophecy

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  • The Pair of Princes and the Perishing Prophecy (TPoPatPP)
  • Still Lacking in Dragon Quest II (SLiDQII)
  • Wait What Happened to Dragon Quest V? (WWHtDQV)
One serious answer and two jokes, seems fine.
Hahahaha! Great!
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Here's two:

 

Ominous

Happenings

Send

Heroes

Into

Trouble

 

Mostly

A

Rambling

Instance

By

eal

Left

So

U

Can

Know

(Maribel)Sucks.

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The Cursed Cup and the Prophecy's Passing (TCCATPP)

 

The King's Cup and the Heirs of Honor (TKCATHOH)

 

Jessica's Chest Somehow Got Yet BIGGER! (JCSGYB!)

 

I thought of a crude one for Maya and Meena, but I don't feel like getting banned.

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The Cursed Cup and the Prophecy's Passing (TCCATPP)

 

The King's Cup and the Heirs of Honor (TKCATHOH)

 

Jessica's Chest Somehow Got Yet BIGGER! (JCSGYB!)

 

I thought of a crude one for Maya and Meena, but I don't feel like getting banned.

I'd love a PM!
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One more:

 

Traveling

Heroes

Announce

National

King-sized

Story

Of

Battle

Against

Monster

Armies

 

So to simplify for Platty, here are my three entries:

 

Dragon Quest Heroes II: Ominous Happenings Send Heroes Into Trouble (OHSHIT)

 

Dragon Quest Heroes II: Mostly a Rambling Instance by eal Left so U can Know (Maribel)Sucks (MaRIbeLsUcKS)

 

Dragon Quest Heroes II: Traveling Heroes Announce National King-sized Story of Battle Against Monster Armies (THANKSoBAMA)

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One more:

 

Traveling

Heroes

Announce

National

King-sized

Story

Of

Battle

Against

Monster

Armies

 

So to simplify for Platty, here are my three entries:

 

Dragon Quest Heroes II: Ominous Happenings Send Heroes Into Trouble (OHSHIT)

 

Dragon Quest Heroes II: Mostly a Rambling Instance by eal Left so U can Know (Maribel)Sucks (MaRIbeLsUcKS)

 

Dragon Quest Heroes II: Traveling Heroes Announce National King-sized Story of Battle Against Monster Armies (THANKSoBAMA)

That's

How

A

Nice

Kind

Someone

Easily organizes

All of their

Listed submissions.

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SInce some of these are clearly humorous, will there be an honorable subcategory/subvote for most humorous title? I'm not saying a badge, but just a little side vote for fun?

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DQH2: Some Cousins Fight Off A Invasion That Was Not Supposed To Happen And Try To Extinguish Evil (DQH2:SCFOAITWNSTHATTEE)


I mean

DQH2: Some Cousins Fight Off A Invasion That Was Not Supposed To Happen And Try To Extinguish Evil And Save Many Towns And Places (DQH2:SCFOAITWNSTHATTEEASMTAP)


WAIT:

I mean

DQH2: Some Cousins Fight Off A Invasion That Was Not Supposed To Happen Because Of A Treaty And Try To Extinguish Evil And Save Many Towns And Places (DQH2:SCFOAITWNSTHBOATATTEEASMT)

Is that long enough?

 

EDITS:

I added a [?]

Edited by ActualSomeoneYT
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DQH2: Some Cousins Fight Off A Invasion That Was Not Supposed To Happen And Try To Extinguish Evil (DQH2:SCFOAITWNSTHATTEE)

 

I mean

DQH2: Some Cousins Fight Off A Invasion That Was Not Supposed To Happen And Try To Extinguish Evil And Save Many Towns And Places (DQH2:SCFOAITWNSTHATTEEASMTAP)

 

WAIT:

I mean

DQH2: Some Cousins Fight Off A Invasion That Was Not Supposed To Happen Because Of A Treaty And Try To Extinguish Evil And Save Many Towns And Places (DQH2:SCFOAITWNSTHBOATATTEEASMT)

Is that long enough?

EDITS:

I added a [?]

This user gets it!
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Dragon Quest II: Electric Boogaloo.

 

I don't care if it's cliche, the Electric Boogaloo joke always makes me laugh.

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Dragon Quest II: Electric Boogaloo.

 

I don't care if it's cliche, the Electric Boogaloo joke always makes me laugh.

DQH2EB

DQH2: The Wicked Terrible War and the Blood Before (DQH2:TWTWATBB)

It's taken me this long to realize it's the same acronym as DQHTWTWATBB! DQH1
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Dragon Quest II: Electric Boogaloo.

 

I don't care if it's cliche, the Electric Boogaloo joke always makes me laugh.

DQH2EB

DQH2: The Wicked Terrible War and the Blood Before (DQH2:TWTWATBB)

It's taken me this long to realize it's the same acronym as DQHTWTWATBB! DQH1
Hehe. Glad it got noticed.

 

Sent from my XT1565 using Tapatalk

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The Kingly Friend and the Fated End.

The Destined Kings and the Doom that Rings.

The Princely Twain and Prophet Slain. (Which makes a few assumptions, I admit).

There. That's as much wordplay as I could come up with in fifteen minutes. I'm kinda fond of the second one myself.

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ALSO, it's just short of nine o'clock on the west coast, so last call for submissions, because I want to see how good everybody else is at wordplay.

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ALSO, it's just short of nine o'clock on the west coast, so last call for submissions, because I want to see how good everybody else is at wordplay.

Oh man, I'll allow extending this for a week. I'm not doing anything online from London.
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Dragon Quest Heroes II: Original Requiem Giving Oblivion Devil Emergence Making Imagination Rot

 

Had to think of something that could fit this, though it sounds more like some name given to the Forerunners in Halo lol

Edited by Shun 'Kanamee
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