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A little birdie told me that Big D is turning 1/3 year older than me today!  Happy birthday Dwaine!  

 

Here's to hoping that someone posts something here to get this topic moderated!

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'appy birfday, Dwaine!

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Happy Birthday Dwaine, I've got a Ruby Key for you on you Birth-

 

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Someone get that freaking Phanto away from me!!!

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Happy Birthday :)

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Happy Birthday, Dwaine! I'm glad somebody else made this thread, because you're not on the list and I wouldn't have known to create it myself. :P

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Dear God...it's Dwaine's frickin' birthday.  I suppose you want a song?  A birthday cake?  A beer!?!?  Yeah...I know your type...I KNOW YOU!

 

LOL, I can't keep up that character for long these days.  I hope you have a great birthday.  Likely one with mischief, fun, or some crazy story of you and some random woman you'll no doubt meet.  C'mon enlighten us on the tempestuous and wild day that is, the Day of Dwaine!  They'll write it in the history book.  Children will cower in fear as their parents tell the story of the The Wardrobe, the Ice Queen, and Dwaine the White Dwar...I mean, sorry, got you mixed up with someone else, or maybe I'm just too high on coffee!

 

Anyway buddy, have a great day, may the drink never stop flowing, the mirth and laughter continue late into the night, the food remain ever bountiful and tasty, and the presents filled with shiny baubles that light up the eyes of the man with the stache and the lazy eye look buried deep inside.

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Happy birthday!

 

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Words cannot begin to qualify the epic perfection of this post.

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Dwaine, I can only give you a trip.

 

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CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING THE FASTEST SPERM WITHIN THY FATHER'S LOWER REGION!!!!

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Happy birthday!

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Thanks very much, everybody! I really do appreciate it. Had a pretty low key day of work, freaking out an elderly gentleman, and eating at one of my favorite restaurants.

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Happy birthday Dwaine!

 

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btw, that's me on the left.

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Thanks very much, everybody! I really do appreciate it. Had a pretty low key day of work, freaking out an elderly gentleman, and eating at one of my favorite restaurants.

Sounds like a pretty successful birthday for you.

 

Did you butt buddy send you any birthday dick pics?

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Didn't you see Platty's pictures? :P

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Did you butt buddy send you any birthday dick pics?

 

No, I didn't get any more past Sunday morning. It's probably my fault, because I neglected to write him back since I was having diarrhea at a truck stop at the time.

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Well looks like I missed. Happy birthday!

 

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Did you butt buddy send you any birthday dick pics?

 

No, I didn't get any more past Sunday morning. It's probably my fault, because I neglected to write him back since I was having diarrhea at a truck stop at the time.

 

 

Forgive me for stereotyping here, but you were at a men's bathroom at a truck stop and DIDN'T respond to dick pics?  Wow.  Way to kill that long-held belief.

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Diarrhea At a Truck Stop is a great name for a band.

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Pep That $#!& Up â„¢

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