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Contest # 77 - Dragon Quest Tomfoolery Fest Request

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Hear ye, hear ye!

 

King Zenith hath issued the following proclamation: Make the Dragon's Den roar with laughter and thou shalt be rewarded with rich treasure to adorn your profile. Thou must seeketh to adhere strictly to the objective and rules, lest your submissions be stricken from the Imperial Scrolls of Honor:

 

Objective:

Make the Den laugh by submitting a humorous Dragon Quest themed joke or creating a funny Dragon Quest themed image, comic or even audio / video sequence (e.g. edited in-game sequence, recut trailer, or you doing some Dragon Quest stand-up comedy if you are so inclined). Note that the measuring stick for this contest will be on the level of humor portrayed and NOT on the skill of the writer or artist.

 

Rules:

1) You may submit a maximum of two entries for this contest

2) Submissions must be sent to me via PM or by email: KingZenithDen (at) gmail (dot) com

3) No adult themed content will be accepted

4) You have until Thursday, July 14, 2011 at 10:00 AM EST to send me your submissions

5) Please submit your own original content only. You may not submit work that someone else has done.

6) Be Funny!

 

Accepted submissions will be voted on by the Den community, so please do your best to keep your submissions anonymous. I will post all content to this thread as I receive it. The top three voted submissions will be crowned as our winners. If you have any questions about whether some type of comical medium is acceptable for this contest, please post your question in this thread.

 

I am really looking forward to seeing what our creative and talented community can put together. Let's have some fun with this!

Edited by King Zenith

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Is Dragon Quest's level of Adult humor allowed? Things like puff puffs, describing people's body in humorous ways (Va Va Voom!), and related.

 

Note that I don't have anything in mind just yet... I just figured Dragon Quest always had the right amount of "adult" content in terms of limits.

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I think a DQ-level of adult humor would certainly be acceptable.

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Ok, it's time to get the ball rolling. Here are the first two submissions:

 

Competing Submission:

 

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Non-competing Submission:

 

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Are song parodies cool? I have some I submitted to Amiright years ago that might be good for the contest.

 

Also, if it has alittle toilet humor in it in a part, is that fine? (One of mine is about a certain character in DQ8 which is not liked)

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Are song parodies cool? I have some I submitted to Amiright years ago that might be good for the contest.

 

Also, if it has alittle toilet humor in it in a part, is that fine? (One of mine is about a certain character in DQ8 which is not liked)

He said it's fine as long as it doesn't go past DQ naughty humor, so I'm guessing anything from playing with boobs to words like damn, hell or maybe bastard (though you probably have to talk to him about that one) goes.

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Are song parodies cool? I have some I submitted to Amiright years ago that might be good for the contest.

 

Also, if it has alittle toilet humor in it in a part, is that fine? (One of mine is about a certain character in DQ8 which is not liked)

 

Song parodies are definitely cool. In fact, I was thinking about you and your parodies the other day when I was playing DQ9. I was using the Paladin Coup De Grace move (Knight Watch) and I couldn't stop from repeating in my head "Protected by the Knight Watch..." to the tune of "Working on our Night Moves..." by Bob Seger. There's gotta be a song parody there somewhere. I also frequently sing Dharma Chameleon whenever I hear that song by Culture Club come on the radio.

 

Anyway, that's definitely cool and toilet humor is absolutely fine. You really can push the envelope a bit. We just don't want any porn or extremely dirty humor. Other than that, you are pretty much free to do anything as long as it's funny.

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New Submission and a quick note:

 

I will be scarce for the next few days so if I don't update this with your submissions right away, I will certainly get to it on Monday.

 

 

 

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We're good then. I know which one to pick. I'll also look through some of the others for a second entry.

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Wow, you guys are quick!

 

I thought I could not come up with anything funny enough, but I think at least I have my idea. I'll try something simpler now.

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Darn, all my funniest humor is a bit too dirty for the contest...or a public forum in general.

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Looked through my author page. While I know of one that I will be sending, I have 3 others that's going to take alittle time to choose one from(everything else that's DQ themed in my author page is rough around the edges). Good thing I have some time to do so.

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i think ive got a nice idea that im gonna try to use but i think somebody else might have the same idea.

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Here is the latest submission:

 

 

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lol. i think its pretty obvious who submitted that one. i wont tell you how i know. but it IS pretty obvious. heh heh

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I don't get it.

 

The Strange Jig move in DW2 drains a ridiculous amount of MP. Also, it's typically a full party of 3 or 4 of them that do it at once. Basically, if it happens, you are screwed.

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Seeing that comic makes me want to make my own, haha. I might, but it's a lot of work in an area I'm not very good in...

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Some new image submissions:

 

 

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Some more submissions:

 

 

Q: why did the slime cross the road?

 

A: To get the **** away from u and ur high level party members!!! :P

 

 

 

 

Q: why couldnt the slime become a gladiator?

 

A: cause he was already a "prime slime" :P

 

 

 

 

Now, a song parody of Dynamite:

 

I get my sword and wanna end yo' strife,

Saying AYO! gotta kill yo'!

I wanna kick yo butt and stop yo' life,

Saying AYO! Monsters, let's go!

 

I came to kill, kill, kill, kill

I stab yo' heart 'cause that's the deal, deal, deal, deal

I’m owning all the baddest lords, lords, lords, lords

Give me space for both my swords, swords, swords, swords

 

Ye, ye

 

The fight goes on and on and on.......

And it goes on and on and on......

 

Yeah!

 

I've got my sword; I'm gonna end yo' strife,

Saying AYO! gotta kill yo'!

I'll celebrate when I stop yo' life,

Saying AYO! Warriors, let's go!

 

'Cause you gon’ swing yo' club,

We gon’ fight all night,

I need to level up,

The world's full of slimes!

'Cause I told you once,

Now I told you twice,

I gon' kick yo butt,

You fight like a slime!

 

I gonna own, own, own, own

Get out the way or yo' will moan, moan, moan, moan

You swing yo' sword so I will kill you, you, you, you

Just drop the mace, I'll take my cue, cue, cue, cue

 

Ye, ye

 

Fights don't go on and on and on.......

And it goes on and on and on........

 

Yeah!

 

I've got my sword; I'm gonna end yo' strife,

Saying AYO! gotta kill yo'!

I'll celebrate when I stop yo' life,

Saying AYO! Warriors, let's go!

 

'Cause I gon’ swing this sword,

I use half my might,

I gon’ light you up,

It's yo' hell all night!

'Cause I told you once,

Now I told you twice,

We gon’ whup yo' ass,

Go to hell tonight!

 

I’m gonna take you all out,

I’m gonna be the last one standing.

I will overcome it all…

I’m gonna be the last one landing.

Cause I, I, I.. believe it,

And I, I, I .. I just own you all.....

I just want it all.....

I’m gonna put my sword in a slime!

Swords, Spears in a slime!

Put your sword in monsters!

 

I've got my sword; I'm gonna end yo' strife,

Saying AYO! gotta kill yo'!

I'll celebrate when I stop yo' life,

Saying AYO! Warriors, let's go!

 

'Cause I gon’ win battles,

I gon’ fight all night,

I gon’ light you up,

I use no-o might!

'Cause I told you once,

Now I told you twice,

I will kick yo' ass,

The world's full of slimes!

 

 

 

 

 

 

And a song parody of Friday (you know the song):

 

(No, Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Ork)

Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo no, no

No, no

No-oh-oh

No-oh-oh

No-oh-oh

No-oh-oh

No, no, no

 

'leven a.m., waking up in the morning

Gotta go grind, cause I'm so wimpy

Gotta have my sword, gotta have a sheild

Seein' everything, the time is goin'

Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'

Gotta ride the Starflight Express

Gotta catch my train, I see some slimes (Some slimes)

 

Slicin'' in the front row

Magic in the back row

Gotta make my mind up

Which slime should I fight?

 

It's Slimeday, Slimeday

Gotta go up on Slimeday

Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend

Friday, Friday

Gettin' down on Friday

I'm really not lookin' forward to noon today

 

Partyin', partyin' (No!)

Partyin', partyin' (No!)

Scared, scared, scared, scared

Not lookin' forward to twelve today

 

'leven: forty five, we're flyin'' 'bove the clouds now

Cruisin' so fast, I want to slow down

Scared, scared, think about fright

You know what it is

I got this, you got this

My friend is by my right, ay

I got this, you got this

Soon we fight him

 

Slashin' in the front row

Kasap in the back row

Gotta make my mind up

Which beast should I kill?

 

It's Slimeday, Slimeday

I'm going after Corvus

I'm not lookin' forward to noon today, today

Slimeday, Slimeday

Gotta head up today

Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

 

Partyin', partyin' (No!)

Partyin', partyin' (No!)

Scared, scared, scared, scared

Not lookin' forward to today

 

Yesterday was Ghoulsday, Ghoulsday

Today i-is Slimeday, Slimeday (soon fightin')

We-we-we no excited

We no excited

We gonna have a brawl today

 

Tomorrow is Crabberdabberday

And Gooday comes after ... wards

I don't want noon today to come

 

So crazy in the front row (In the front row)

In the back row (In the back row)

I'm flyin', cruisin' (Yeah, yeah)

Fast speeds, Stella helps

Wit' a cloud up on my side (Woo!)

(C'mon) Passin' by is a flock of birds next to us

Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream

Check my time, it's Slimeday, almost weekend

We gonna battle, c'mon, c'mon, y'all

 

It's Slimeday, Slimeday

Gotta head up on Slimeday

Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend

Slimeday, Slimeday

Goin' up on Slimeday

Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

 

Partyin', partyin' (No)

Partyin', partyin' (No)

No, no, no, no

Lookin' forward to the weekend

 

It's Slimeday, Slimeday

Gotta kill Corvus today

Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend

Slimeday, Slimeday

Headin' up on Slimeday

Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

 

Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)

Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)

Kill, kill, kill, kill

Hopin' that I can beat Corvus

 

 

 

 

And finally, another non-competing submission:

 

 

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Wow, lot of creative jokes here, haha. Might I suggest maybe separating the songs via spoilers or something (Or all entries so it's not like you are hiding some so it gets less views) just so it's not a massive scroll down?

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Wow, lot of creative jokes here, haha. Might I suggest maybe separating the songs via spoilers or something (Or all entries so it's not like you are hiding some so it gets less views) just so it's not a massive scroll down?

 

Yeah, that's a good idea. I'll go back and do that for all submissions.

 

Thanks for the tip!

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Thanks! I know my ABC's now. :D

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One question I forgot to ask... (Said mention at first)

 

Do you want me to send the links or just copy my entries?

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One question I forgot to ask... (Said mention at first)

 

Do you want me to send the links or just copy my entries?

 

Either will do fine. I will copy the text into a forum post (and imbed within a spoiler) when I share it with everybody.

 

Thanks!

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