GrandAlchemist 215 Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 If it's good I'd be like, "Oh, you're pretty good at singing." If it was bad I'd be like, "AH, STOP! LALALALALALA" How would you react if you saw a clown and a mime fighting? Link to post Share on other sites
Evil Minion 7 Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 I'd root for the mime! That clown is going down! How would you react if you saw me rooting for the mime? Link to post Share on other sites
GrandAlchemist 215 Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 I'd laugh and tell you the mime will never win. It can only pretend. How would you react if the clown pulled out a shotgun and blew the mime's face off? Link to post Share on other sites
Striffen_Cloud 0 Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 I'd be like ZOMG WTF JUST HAPPENED?! XD How would you react if you woke up to find you were sleeping next to yourself? Id scream, "FINALLY!" I'd cheer with joy, then shoot the clown in the face with a magnum. What? I hate clowns too. Mimes just piss me off more. What would be your response to getting mugged by the mafia of mimes? Link to post Share on other sites
Evil Minion 7 Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 I' give them all my pretend money peacefully and be glad that they don't take my real money. How would you react if someone hit you with their car and then called you an ass hair and tried to beat you up? Link to post Share on other sites
GrandAlchemist 215 Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 I'd turn green and turn them into a pile of mush. How would you react to being chased down the street by a three-eyed hermaphrodite? Link to post Share on other sites
Striffen_Cloud 0 Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 Like this: AAAGH!! IT'S TIEN! HE'S GONNA THROW HIS GAY MIDGET OF A MIME-CLOWN HYBRID AT ME! Then I would throw some golf cleats at them and run to my flying battle tank. How would you react to the sight of me doing that? Link to post Share on other sites
Evil Minion 7 Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 I would laugh my f***ing ass off! How would you react if an ant always followed you around and called you 'my queen'? Link to post Share on other sites
GrandAlchemist 215 Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 I probably wouldn't react very well... the ant wouldn't last very long. How would you react if Spiderman webbed you up and left you hanging up-side down from a street light? Link to post Share on other sites
Skitter the Scorpion 49 Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 I would shoot him with a lightning stream from my stinger. How would you react if some generic RPG hero killed me, as I belong to an RPG? Link to post Share on other sites
Evil Minion 7 Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 I would yell 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! SKITTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!' and then probably attack the foolish hero. How would you react if a mere evil minion were actually to DEFEAT a generic RPG hero? Link to post Share on other sites
GrandAlchemist 215 Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 I'd react by leveling up. How would you react to four 70 year old women waking you up with their tongues? Link to post Share on other sites
Sabrecat Lord 1 Posted May 13, 2009 Author Share Posted May 13, 2009 I would go "SWEET JESUS!' and run for the hills. How would you react if you saw me get a Sabrecat dressed in priest's clothes to try and resurrect Skitter? Link to post Share on other sites
Striffen_Cloud 0 Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 I'd start chanting to the gods to help you, and eat the hero that killed him. How would you react if you a mutant cheese doodle attacked you with a ham sandwich? Link to post Share on other sites
GrandAlchemist 215 Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 I would mistake it for bringing me lunch and eat the ham sandwich. How would you react if all spiders grew so their bodies were 3 feel long (as in not including the legs, the legs would be huge)? Link to post Share on other sites
Skitter the Scorpion 49 Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 I wouldn't really care, as the spiders on our planet already are three feet long. And they have bull's horns. How would you react if I appeared back at a town with 1 HP? Link to post Share on other sites
Evil Minion 7 Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 I would give you some healing items or money for an inn. Maybe both. How would you react if you saw someone eat an entire large pizza by themselves. Link to post Share on other sites
GrandAlchemist 215 Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 I'd shrug. I was probably watching myself. How would you react if whenever you defecated roses came out? Link to post Share on other sites
Sabrecat Lord 1 Posted May 14, 2009 Author Share Posted May 14, 2009 I would be sad because of the thorns. How would you react if my wish in corrupt a dream finally came true and I got a magical penny with a picture of a horned donkey flying on a burrito? Link to post Share on other sites
Striffen_Cloud 0 Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 I would steal it and put it up on Ebay. How would you react if somebody mugged an old lady and only took a Canadian penny? Link to post Share on other sites
Evil Minion 7 Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 I'd wonder why they even bothered. How would you react if I were a Decepticon or a Predacon. Link to post Share on other sites
Skitter the Scorpion 49 Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 I wouldn't be surprised, for obvious reasons. How would you react if somebody found out Sabrecat Lord actually controlled tigers? Link to post Share on other sites
torneko 0 Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 i would become sabercat lords best friend how would you react if i came down your chimney in the middle of winter in a red suit and carrying a bag, but when i open the bag the teletubbies and barney jump out and give you hugs till you cry Link to post Share on other sites
GrandAlchemist 215 Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 I'd react by pulling out my broadsword and cutting you all down. How would you react to the Santornekotubbarney Massacre? Link to post Share on other sites
Evil Minion 7 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 I'd put down the wine cooler and back away slowly. How would you react to the sight of my true face? Link to post Share on other sites
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