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;) Granted but now it fails even harder, it's now an old retired guy playing Metal Gear Solid 4 on the XBox360.

 

I wish Nintendo Power cared more about other RPGs besides Final Fantasy and Pokemon.

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Granted but it isn't dragon warrior

 

I wish they would stop making stupid movies

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Granted, but now the viewing public is stupid instead. XD

 

I wish I could have a pet Green Dragon. (Yeah, I can see where THIS is gonna go. XD)

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Granted but it it doesn't like your family and has attempted to eat them

 

I wish I didn't have to walk so far to get home

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Granted, but only because you're fired or kicked out of school, and now you have nowhere to walk to and no reason to walk.

 

I wish last week wouldn't have sucked so bad.

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Granted but now this week sucks really bad

 

I wish I knew what to wish for

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But you wasted your wish wishing for a wish.

 

I wish the cake was not a lie

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;) But it is and you also become the victim of a Shoop da Whoop Lazar!

 

I wish that Slimes could Shoop whoop.

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;) But it then melts and you feel even worse now.

 

I wish certain people would realize being a stoner makes you trash.

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Granted but they grow no larger than 1 foot

 

I wishy my house cleaned itself

 

 

(Off topic) How does that game work exactly MMT?

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Instead it just makes itself dirtier and dirtier.

 

I hope (wish, whatever it is) that nobody saw this post before I edited it...

 

 

(answer to the off topic question) You "steal" eggs from a dragon-filled cave (really much more like "recieving", or, "getting"), then you copy the code and paste it into your siggy on a forum or something similar to that. You want your egg to get views, unique views, and clicks, in order to hatch into baby dragons. if they don't hatch in 7 days, they die. Same thing with the hatchlings, but they don't hatch (they grow up XD). It's really confusing unless you understand it. Here's some words of wisdom:

 

Q: What are clicks, views, and unique views?

A: Views, Unique Views, and Clicks are statistics that determine if your egg will hatch and if your hatchling will grow. Views are accumulated every time someone views your egg/hatchling/adult. Unique Views are obtained in the same way, except only one unique view is given per egg per person. A "click" occurs when someone clicks on your egg in your signature or wherever you place it. As with Unique Views, clicks are only given once per person.

 

Q: Why can't I get another egg?

A: You may not be clicking fast enough to get an egg from the entrance. There is also a limit to the number of eggs and hatchlings you can have at any one time, as follows:

 

When taking an egg or hatchling:

If you have 4 or more eggs, you cannot take another egg/hatchling.

If you have 4 or more hatchlings, you cannot take another egg/hatchlings.

 

When breeding an egg:

If you have 5 or more eggs, all bred eggs will be abandoned.

If you have 5 or more hatchlings, all bred eggs will be abandoned.

 

These are the only limits imposed on the number of eggs and hatchlings. Note that this is not an actual limit on hatchlings, but if you have more than the specified number of eggs or hatchlings, you will not be able to take any new eggs or hatchlings.

 

You can take more eggs if you have 3 hatchlings, so it is possible to have as many as 8 or 9 eggs and hatchlings if you time things right and breed.

 

Click on the eggs in my siggy to go to the website

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But someone hacked into the board and undid the edit.

 

I wish I had a job.

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(Deja vous. and i thuoght I would be next to try that one)

 

But some japanese dude on a raw food craze makes sushi of you.

 

I wish for PIE!!!

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Granted you now have a pie of the cow type

 

I wish ants wouldn't come into your house

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ME: Do you want some ice-cream? YOU: Oh no thankyou. It's not to my liking.

ME: Huh? So you don't like ice-cream? YOU: Oh yes! It is far too cold and it gives me quite the headache you know very bad stuff it is creamy too once it didn't slide don't my throat right so I choaked and I had to go to the hospital terrible stuff it is terrible stuff it almost took my life too! It's also horribly disgusting!

 

I wish snobby people would just shove it up their ass.

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But after half a day they fire you and give your job to me. :P:D

 

I wish Global Warming would go screw itself.

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Granted but it's a brand you hate

 

I wish Telemarketers wouldn't call

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