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Granted, but life is boring that way.

 

I wish my knee didn't hurt.

 

Granted, you are paralyzed from the waist down.

 

I wish I didn't have to work so hard lately.

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Granted, she returns to castrate you with a rusty carving knife (TeamFourStar reference)

 

I wish I could control my life with a remote, if it's taken at least 5 feet away it'll automatically return to me and only I could use it, it does not need batteries either...beat that!

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Granted, but you need to turn it on first. To do that, the remote needs to tell you to do so. Endless loop of you doing nothing.

 

I wish my friend wasn't so suspicious of me.

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granted, everyone except your friends were suspicious with you.

 

i wish humans had the abilities to break beyond the natural human limits of capabilities. (E.g: can telepathy, fly on sky, limitless memory storage on computer, Teleportaion, Time travelling, Controlling the flow of time, making a void in certain space of dimensions, etc.)

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Granted,you were never born

I wish I was better at Maths

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Granted,you are now hiperactive.

I wish ...a wish!

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Granted, but it wasn't clarified who gets the wish so your worst enemy gets it and uses it to wish you were dead.

 

 

I wish I could do better in math next year, barely passed this year.

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Granted, it comes out 4 days before your 15th birthday. Tragically, you die 5 days before your 15th birthday.

 

I wish I was playing Joker 2 right now.

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