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;) But instead it snows.

 

I wish for Platinum Mail.

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but instead there is only an atom mail, and it stinks because it is constantly scratched because even atoms are strong enough to do so.

 

I wish that I had a leaf.

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Leaf? You get him, but seeing as though he's a respected member of our forum here, you are turned in for trafficing in human slavery & arrested.

 

I wish to make it through all the new posts before my laptop's battery dies.

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;) But it dies after your post in this thread.

 

I WISH for a Laptop.

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It is delivered to you by airmail. It comes dropping out of the sky down upon your head, crushing you. Oh well.

 

I wish for the hole in blew in my nice t-shirt today with fireworks to be fixed.

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but everyone here thinks that you are just using bad grammar, so your wish doesn't come true.

 

I wish that Plattym3 new that I was talking about A LEAF, not leaf as in the person.

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O you meant "A LEAF", my bad. He's not so nice a person. I think the A stands for a_____e.

 

I wish my wife would stop begging to out to dinner.

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;) But she soon stops begging and MAKES you go out for dinner at the most expensive restaurant in town.
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;) But then they don't and the world blows up, Have a Nice Day.

 

I wish more people understood some of my jokes, even if they ARE crappy.

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But the stupidity of them once understood just makes everyone hate you more, forcing you to hide out for the rest of existance.

 

 

I wish that didnt sound as harsh as it came out.

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Double post but....

 

 

It didnt, but thats because you dont HEAR text, and everyone is now throwing stuff at you.

 

 

I wish Say Something about the User above was still here- but without getting a post count for it.

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;) Granted but now it blows up and you no longer have a Wii.

 

I wish for eternal life!

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;) Granted but now it blows up and you no longer have a Wii.

 

I wish for eternal life!

 

Granted. You grow to be 1000 years old, and you are suffering very badly, are blind and deaf, and immortal so you cannot end your pitiful life.

 

I wish for a frog that speaks in Spanish and can explode and reform at will.

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Your wish is granted. One day you slip and break your leg, so you're put down for your own good.

 

I wish DQIV would come out already so I can start my DQIV Hurt/Heal game.

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;) Granted but it turns out to be really bad.

 

I wish I didn't have to make a wish.

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