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You find one! Then you realize it's value...

 

I wish they'd make strategy guides for Etrian Odyssey games.

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But instead, they come out with more Pokemon guides.

 

 

I wish someone accidentally donated a million dollars to me and not care afterwards.

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But then someone else realizes and you are accused of stealing the money and you go to jail.

 

I wish that one penny was worth 2 cents instead of 1.

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And "TA DA" it happens. Now you have exactly $0.02. Still a disappointment.

 

I wish my slime on my keychain wouldn't get scratched up by my keys in my pocket.

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Your Slime comes to life and scratches the keys to get back at them destroying them in the process then takes off. Now it's just a free Slimechain.

 

I wish for more DQ merchandise here in the US.

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;) But instead there is more Final Fantasy VII stuff.

 

I do not wish for a Harem!

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But there is more harem than ever before.

 

I wish that i would never be disappointed that I only have 2 cents.

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You aren't for years after that, but then realize how much time was wasted on them pennies and jump off a cliff.

 

 

I wish for Tales of, DQ, and FF crossover game of death!

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Granted. But it sucks worse than Big Rigs, it's in some language that can only be deciphered by giant slugs and the only playable character is Cloud.

 

I wish for something that will make my day

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You get arrested, and it makes your day...............terrible!!!

 

I WISH DAT I WAZ AZ COOL AZ TEH MALROTH!!!

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By the time you do Malroth is no longer cool, but pathetic.

 

 

I wish Duran trained humans to fight under him in a DQ Humans game :evillaugh: .

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It happens but then duran suddenly comes out of the game and trains you to death.

 

I wish that the drakulard I am about to make will be negatively charged.

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It happens but then duran suddenly comes out of the game and trains you to death.

 

I wish that the drakulard I am about to make will be negatively charged.

 

Granted. But it becomes positively charged, and then I tell you about the Plus and Minus Scepters.

I wish for a pet Magicrawler.

 

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you get it, but it becomes carnivorous and eats you.

 

I wish i had a monkey.

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;) You obtain one but then it steals your burger!

 

I wish for NOTHING!!

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but you bet blown up instead.

 

I wish that my monkey ate my banana.

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He chokes on it. Poor monkey.

 

I wish I could speed read.

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But you read too fast and your eyes burn up.

 

I wish my monkey would go to heaven........(that's kindof a song: 'this monkey's gone to heaven...')

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But on the way there it slipped and fell off to the blackest pit of the darkest heck, AFTER hitting like 20,000 times while falling through earth.

 

I wish for a new.... something that can be considered a PC.

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;) But instead you get a Box that says "Hillbilly PC"

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He's of course made of yellow snow, so ...

 

I wish there were more than 5 seasons of Babylon 5.

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but instead, there are less than -86 seasons.

 

I wish that I didn't make a wish just now and didn't care.

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But you did, and you do.

 

I wish DQIX to be a 200 hour game!

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;) But it turns out to be a five hour game and the rest filled with more Final Fantasy VII related stuff.

 

I wish for another wish!

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