Hey now, wait a minute. You're making a rather big assumption that he was the recipient of this surgery. His post left so much to our interpretation, that we can fairly presume that he may have been performing the surgery. I think it was pretty obvious that he was telling us that he was doing a routine appendectomy when all of a sudden the appendix burst, casting flames all over the room. His tone naturally implied that the patient was killed instantly and the nurses and other attending physicians are in critical but stable condition. He was miraculously unscathed, which is why it was so