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Missing III Personality Speeches

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Oh, what a goose I am!

So, months ago, I got III for the iOS and spent some time taking down the missing speeches from when you first choose your personality. I'll go ahead and dump them here.

Crybaby
Sadly, it seems you are something of a crybaby...
You may see yourself as aloof and level-headed, but in truth, you are a deeply sentimental soul...
Though you try your hardest to be a tough, independent individual, you are nothing of the sort...
But this isn't necessarily a bad thing... No one in this world is truly independent, after all...
If there is one thing you must work on, it is your temper, which you are no more able to control then your tears...

 

Free spirit
You are a free spirit...
Whatever you do, you do it at your own pace, on your own terms, and you take as much time as you feel it requires...
However, your weakness lies in your tendency to panic when pressured by others...
And when you panic, you make mistakes...
Therefore, you must learn to remain unperturbed, no matter what may come...
Only then will you be able to convince others that you are not the fool they sometimes think you are...
The ability to remain calm under pressure is within you... I sense it... I know it is there...

 

Lazybones
I sense a certain... weariness in you...
You are the type of person who believes that things never go their way... That they are cursed to suffer bad luck forever...
You blame your lack of enthusiasm and your inaction on others...
But, in truth, it is your own indolence that is to blame...You must learn to be more positive... More active... More... alive...

 

Lone wolf
You are a firm believer in individuality... In travelling the path less trodden...
You try to be, and succeed in being, a tough, independent individual... An all-round cool customer, if you will...
Even with close friends, you keep a certain distance, and always remain aloof...
This may lead others to feel that you are difficult to relate to...
And you yourself may even feel lonely at times... But then, isn't everybody lonely deep down...?
You will undoubtedly come to this realisation eventually...
And when at last you do, there will be no one there to comfort you...
For you are a lone wolf, destined to walk alone...

 

Lout
To be perfectly honest... You are immature... Boorish... An unreconstructed lout...
You may not think that you are, but this is merely further proof of your immaturity...
You are incapable of getting along with others, and often cause offence without realizing...
And though you may grow older, you will never grow wiser... The child within you will always remain...
You are hard on others, yet easy on yourself...
Perhaps if you knew true hardship, you might change... But you are unlikely ever to undergo it voluntarily...
Therefore, the best we can hope for is that you learn to treat those around you with a little more consideration...

 

Mule
Forgive me, but you are as stubborn as a mule...
At first glance, you may seem gregarious, but you do not listen to others, and seek only to force your opinions upon them...
You may appear to love the new, but in truth, you fear change, and are unable to alter your opinions or preferences...
Being a skilled social manipulator, however, you are able to keep this truth hidden from view...
Because of this, few around you know how stubborn you truly are...
But as you grow older, you will attempt to hide this aspect of your nature less and less...
And eventually, friends and family will begin to notice your tendency to dig in your heels...
But then, we all grow stubborn with age, so perhaps it does not matter after all...

 

Narcissist
It seems you are something of a narcissist...
No matter what those around you may say, your way is best, and you will not follow any other path...
Your broad and varied interests prove that you are not wholly close-minded, but your enthusiasm dies as quickly as it is kindled...
You are a burden to others, but miraculously they do not seem to dislike you for it...
Selfish, yet likeable... This is you in a nutshell...

 

Scatterbrain
You are a scatterbrained soul...
Your interests are many and varied, and you do not hesitate to pursue them--to the detriment of all else around you...
Perhaps because of this, you fail as often as you succeed, and are prone to self-indulgent soul-searching...
But your changing moods keep you from brooding for too long, and you are soon rushing into something else...
Your greatest strength lies in your ability to always remain forward-looking and proactive...
But you must try to remember to stop every once in a while and take notice of what is going on around you...

 

Slippery devil
You like to think of yourself as something of a slippery devil...
You judge all situations in terms of personal loss and gain...
And you judge people in the same way... You will only associate with those from whom you might benefit...
For this reason, you love nothing more than the rich and famous...
Or anyone else from whom you think you mught gain something...
In the presence of such people, you do your utmost to appeal to them... To ingratiate yourself...
But of course, you almost never succeed... After all, what can they hope to gain from you...?
Sadly, you fail to see this, and blame them, cursing them for putting on airs...
And on the rare occasion that such a person does deign to associate with you, things go no more smoothly...
You are so enamoured with them, so blinded by admiration, that you can hardly function...
But they, of course, think little of you...
Perhaps one day you will learn...
They are not the important ones... Your oldest and closest friends... Those are the ones who truly matter...
Your suppsedly important friends barely know your name, and would never lift a finger for your sake...
It is your true friends who will come to your aid in times of need...
Until you realize this, you will not be half so wily as you believe...

 

Sore loser
You can best be described as a sore loser...
In the company of others, you are not content unless you are the centre of attention...
You recognize this in yourself, and try hard to conceal it...
But before you know it, you have brought the topic of conversation around to yourself again...
However, your fear of failure makes you tenacious, which compensates somewhat for your shortcomings...

Thug
You appear to be somethimg of a thug...
And though you may not realize it, your thuggishness is a worry and inconvenience to all around you...
Have you ever stopped to consider the effect you have on others...?
Even had you done so, your lack of empathy would probably lead you to assume that they think as you do...
But this is not so... We all think and feel differently... To assume that we do not is a grave error...
Sadly, you have yet to understand this...
Perhaps you think that to attribute your thoughts to others is is to exercise empathy...? It is not...
Your friends almost certainly worry about you, but they do not mention it for fear of a violent reaction...
Carry on as you are, and before long, you will have no friends left at all...
Please... Try to yield a little to others... To be considerate... To be...caring...
Perhaps it is too late for you to change... But you must try... Convince at least one person to have faith in you...
And hold on to that person with all of your considerable might...

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