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And the days roll by...

The Rocket Report: Edition VII. September 08, 2006


As we get closer and closer to the release of Rocket Slime, Slime Knights is pumping up the hype and is ready to dish out tons of Mini-Medals and instant prizes to ready and willing members. In order to be a part of the magic, you will need to log-on often or you'll miss out!

If you don't know anything about the MySpace Skinner or about the official extension, you've been a bad, bad slime and need to visit Slime Knights! Also on the site is a crash course on DS-ology and more exclusive hi-res character art straight from SQEX. Expect much more in the coming weeks, Slime Knights, (and maybe even a few interesting announcements!)

- King Slime

Missions of the Moment

Check out this week's missions of the moment and earn some MMs and prizes. What are you waiting for?

  • Mission 15: Creating a Merchant's Pack
    King Slime wants to know what Rocket Slime data, features, or fun facts you think should be featured in a merchants' crash course pack. Earn 1000 MMs by sending in your favorite facts, data, or pictures that you think should be on there.
  • Mission 14: The Site with the Mostest?
    Earn 1500 MMs for writing a review of Slime Knights on Alexa's Slime Knights page. Don't have an Amazon account? Earn 750 MMs for sending in your review to SK instead.
  • Mission 13: Rocket is Coming!
    Rocket Slime is coming soon! September 19, to be exact. King Slime wants to know how you feel about the upcoming release. Earn 1500 MMs for rating your hype!
  • Mission 12: Tag My Tank
    SQEX is offering the most hardcore of Rocket Slime fans an exclusive chance to win some great prizes in a contest they call Tag My Tank. King Slime wants to see what you can come up with. Earn 2500 MMs when you submit your tank.
  • Mission 6: The Slimey Golden Ticket
    Many of you have already pre-ordered Rocket Slime in order to get the limited edition keychains. So how about 4000 shiny mini-medals for being such a great fan of Rocket?

Notable Submissions

Mission 13: Rocket is Coming!

User
3RDSTOREE talks about his transformation from anti-hype to hype in his entry detailing his excitement for Rocket Slime: "I'll be honest I had never even heard of Rocket Slime until I came here to Slime Knights. But since that wonderfully, exciting day, my hype & anticipation for this little slime game has only increased each day with each bit of new information & screenshots or anything else I could come across."

Mission 12: Tag My Tank

User
tifa_lockhart27 skips the shnazzy and heads straight for the basic. Check out her original blue-tinted Slime tank, grab a cup of tea, and enjoy a taste of the simple and traditional.

Mission 11: Create Your Own Rocket Ad

User
On the other hand, how about something a bit more unconventional? sadisticsoldier takes our dear Rocket and pops him in a one-page magazine spread about the state of the gaming industry and of our society.

The More You Know...

RSHave you checked out King Slime's crash course on DS-ology 101? You won’t be able to feign ignorance any longer with this tell-all informational page on everything Nintendo DS.

The Current Poll

If you haven't put in your two cents, head to SK to leave your mark:

Would you like to see "Dragon Quest Monsters: Joker" hit North American shores?

Yes
95.6%
No
4.4%
Total Votes: 248

Threads of the Moment

Check out these popular threads on the message boards:

Rocket Slime:
Rocket Slime Keychain
Slime Knights:
DQV Update...
Dragon Quest VIII:
All about Alchemy! (SPOILERS)
Dragon Quest Inn:
[DQ IX] Officially Confirmed
Square Enix Chat:
Dragon Quest Cartoon - To be released on DVD!
Knights' Roundtable:
Anime Thread

Top Weekly MM Earners

Congratulations goes out to this week's top ten MM earners!

1. wulfe411 +16600
2. poetfox +14805
3. Kerono_Gunso +11550
4. Ferraridude +11330
5. Troz +8225
6. SillySlime +7500
7. immortalsquishy +7450
8. jc2me +7250
9. SnowyKitsune +5967
10. Morridor +5000

Proper Knight Etiquette

RSThe hype is at its peak and you may be getting a bit excited for the upcoming Rocket Slime release. While this is normal for fans, make sure not to fall into the trap of spamming your favorite non-SK sites.

Your Rocket Reward

RSYour Rocket Reward Code: @new$k.

Enter this code at Slime Knights and earn 500 mini-medals just for being you (and for reading the Rocket Report)!

Forward to a Friend

RSDo you have a friend that would love to get some Rocket Slime lovin' but isn't a member of Slime Knights? Forward this newsletter to a friend to spread the word and recruit knights!